<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504</id><updated>2008-07-15T21:01:55.050-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Turn the Disk Over!</title><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>163</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-2529065590634910110</id><published>2008-07-15T20:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T21:01:55.100-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What's Happenin' Now</title><summary type='text'>It's been ages since I've updated the blog, as I've been extremely busy.  It will probably continue to be quiet here for another few weeks, possibly followed by a re-launch.

If you want to stay in the loop, I would subscribe to the feed or, better yet, sign up for the newsletter here:

http://www.fleacircusgames.com/news.php

TTFN</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/07/whats-happenin-now.html' title='What&apos;s Happenin&apos; Now'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2529065590634910110'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2529065590634910110'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3098158858112078527</id><published>2008-04-08T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T20:41:36.746-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Full Circle</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes I'm amazed at how everything is inter-connected, through TIME and SPACE.  

For instance, I just realized that my first attempt at making computer games was with Garry Kitchen's GameMaker on the C=64.  Which probably explains why I now make games on the computer in my KITCHEN. 

Well, it's the area right next to my kitchen, but I think it counts because it's the same tiled area, and not</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/04/full-circle.html' title='Full Circle'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3098158858112078527'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3098158858112078527'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-374460797536857373</id><published>2008-04-05T00:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T00:37:50.045-07:00</updated><title type='text'>New Name</title><summary type='text'>Apparently, Washington Mutual is trying to go by "WaMu" in some sort of embarrassing attempt to be hip or something.

Well, no one (no one!) is better than me at embarrassing themselves while trying to hip.  So from now on, my name is JoSko.</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/04/new-name.html' title='New Name'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/374460797536857373'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/374460797536857373'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-7728235552293205474</id><published>2008-03-25T00:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-25T00:30:38.190-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Lotus</title><summary type='text'>Every once in a while, I spot something that reminds me I'm not in Kansas any more.  Which happens 24/7 because I've never actually been to Kansas, but...

This particular time, it was a Lotus Elise in the parking lot of Long's Drugs.

It reminds me of when I used to drive along the mountain freeways, escaping cops in my Lotus Esprit in Test Drive for the Commodore 64.  



Sorry about the small </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/03/lotus.html' title='Lotus'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7728235552293205474'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7728235552293205474'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-8135899004334647556</id><published>2008-03-02T01:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-03-02T01:54:34.924-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Extracting MySQL Table with Perl</title><summary type='text'>Every once in a while, I have to extract an individual table from my MySQL archive files.  Here's a small Perl script to do that.

Example:
% perl extract_table.pl dump_20080301.sql dt_show_saved

Code:
#!/usr/bin/perl

use strict;
use warnings;

my $usage = "\nUsage: $0 &lt;fileName&gt; &lt;tableName&gt;\n\n";

my $fileName = shift || die $usage;
my $table    = shift || die $usage;

my @keepLines = ();
my $</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/03/extract-mysql-table-with-perl.html' title='Extracting MySQL Table with Perl'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/8135899004334647556'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/8135899004334647556'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-5473213857980135072</id><published>2008-02-13T20:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-13T20:52:28.680-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Barbarian Roller Rally on MobyGames</title><summary type='text'>Barbarian Roller Rally has an entry on MobyGames now, and is one of the better write-ups I've seen.
While Moon Patrol had the player jumping over craters and shooting UFOs in a lunar buggy, this game differs in that it is now piles of rocks and stalagmites the player must direct a loinclothed warrior to jump over, while decapitating unwholesome humanoid monsters with single thwacks of his mighty </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/02/barbarian-roller-rally-on-mobygames.html' title='Barbarian Roller Rally on MobyGames'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5473213857980135072'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5473213857980135072'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-2406713386013172385</id><published>2008-02-05T15:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-02-05T15:48:01.938-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Super Tuesday</title><summary type='text'>Viva la Revolución

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/02/super-tuesday.html' title='Super Tuesday'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2406713386013172385'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2406713386013172385'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-163666328721606127</id><published>2008-01-18T19:16:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-18T20:19:33.849-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Designing the Flea Circus Games Logo</title><summary type='text'>A couple months ago, I showed how the Joystick Johnny interface was developed, from beginning to end.  

In the same vein, the following image shows how the Flea Circus Games logo progressed from the early ideas to the final version.

Each logo is presented in chronological order, left-to right.  Keep in mind I was still deciding on the company name and the look of the web site while I was </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/01/designing-flea-circus-games-logo.html' title='Designing the Flea Circus Games Logo'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/163666328721606127'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/163666328721606127'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-5575063035542163778</id><published>2008-01-16T00:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T00:45:01.080-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Better Late Than Never</title><summary type='text'>Non-Stop Action Hero was named one of the Top 20 Freeware Arcade Games of 2007 by indiegames.com.



The game was actually released in 2005, but I like to think it has improved with age. 

And yes, I still think all awards are inherently evil, but it's actually quite an honor to be on the same list with games like Chalk and Gesundheit.</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2008/01/better-late-than-never.html' title='Better Late Than Never'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5575063035542163778'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5575063035542163778'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-9008492343912718834</id><published>2007-12-30T15:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T00:48:47.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'>And the winner is...</title><summary type='text'>I'm pleased to announce that the 2007 Flea Circus Games Employee of the Year is...

Joe Lesko!

Congratulations, me!!!



Except, well, while I'm honored, I'm afraid I shall be giving up my Employee of the Year Award.

Yes, that's right.  I am protesting the overuse of awards, praise, grades, and other methods of behavioral manipulation that is rampant in our schools, workplaces, and homes. I </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/12/and-winner-is.html' title='And the winner is...'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/9008492343912718834'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/9008492343912718834'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3836958644279744144</id><published>2007-12-14T01:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-14T01:20:42.250-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Reflections 2007</title><summary type='text'>The end of the year is always a time of reflection for me.  I tend to look back on the past year and think about what I did right.  Sometimes I'll spend hours thinking about it, before giving up.

But this year... you might think that releasing a computer game or a web game is worthy of the top honor.  But now that I've thought about it, I'm probably most proud of the fact that I have avoided </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/12/reflections-2007.html' title='Reflections 2007'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3836958644279744144'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3836958644279744144'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3035664047984549547</id><published>2007-12-05T23:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T00:01:52.709-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Micro Marching League</title><summary type='text'>The last 30 hours have been crazy.  

Last night, I launched the early beta of Micro Marching League -- a web game that lets you design marching band/drum corps drill shows.  

I've been wanting to do a drum corps game for a long time, but to do a complete game would be a huge project.  Well, last month I decided I needed a project to brush up on my DHTML, so I bit the bullet and prototyped a </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/12/micro-marching-league.html' title='Micro Marching League'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3035664047984549547'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3035664047984549547'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-2265554232622967317</id><published>2007-11-25T02:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-25T03:04:53.354-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GameTunnel Review: Joystick Johnny</title><summary type='text'>Russ at GameTunnel did a mini-review of Joystick Johnny for the November "What's New in Indie" roundup.

Read Review

 Joystick Johnny brilliantly captures the feel of an arcade in the early 80s and reminded me how much I enjoyed games like Venture and Twin Tigers when I played them in the arcade.
</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/11/gametunnel-review-joystick-johnny.html' title='GameTunnel Review: Joystick Johnny'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2265554232622967317'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/2265554232622967317'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-1957937504441819455</id><published>2007-11-17T14:46:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-17T14:54:18.457-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Duke-O-Maker</title><summary type='text'>Mkem has released another total conversion of Million Dollar Game Maker, this time with Duke Nukem graphics and sound effects.

Duke-O-Maker

There's even a YouTube video this time:

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/11/duke-o-maker.html' title='Duke-O-Maker'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/1957937504441819455'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/1957937504441819455'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3204530273815601860</id><published>2007-11-06T19:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-06T19:40:26.735-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Slideshow: Designing the Joystick Johnny Interface</title><summary type='text'>I put together an annotated slideshow documenting the progression of Joystick Johnny from prototype to final product. 

You can see most of the awful graphics, dead ends, and stupid ideas I came up with along the 10-month development cycle. The pages are arranged so you can easily compare each version.

View Slideshow

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/11/slideshow-designing-joystick-johnny.html' title='Slideshow: Designing the Joystick Johnny Interface'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3204530273815601860'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3204530273815601860'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-208806710378733384</id><published>2007-11-04T22:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-04T22:57:58.898-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Some Changes</title><summary type='text'>I've been sick with a cold for the past week, the longest I can remember being sick in at least 8 years.  So I've been using that as an excuse to take a break on promoting Joystick Johnny, though I still have a whole list of things left to do on that.  I've still managed to get some other things done, though.

Mainly I've been putting together my portfolio/resume for a job.  Right now I'm looking</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/11/some-changes.html' title='Some Changes'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/208806710378733384'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/208806710378733384'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3310527103639090353</id><published>2007-10-24T17:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-11-01T02:12:21.027-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Review at ClassicGaming.com</title><summary type='text'>Joystick Johnny Review at ClassicGaming.com

With Joystick Johnny, we've got something new that manages to feel like something old, and I'm saying that in a very positive way. Creator Joe Lesko has taken cues from mini-game collections along the lines of Wario Ware or Mario Party, and added a retro spin that makes it probably the best collection of old games you'll play this decade.
</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/10/review-at-classicgamingcom.html' title='Review at ClassicGaming.com'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3310527103639090353'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3310527103639090353'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-4111595423796095693</id><published>2007-10-24T03:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T03:15:35.343-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Marketing Mode</title><summary type='text'>I haven't updated the blog in a while because there hasn't been much to talk about.  Things have been going slow because I'm in the marketing phase of things, which is completely new to me. I've read at least a dozen marketing books to date, but I've never really done it.

I've experimented with download sites, but I've found them rather useless because of the large volume of software already </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/10/marketing-mode.html' title='Marketing Mode'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/4111595423796095693'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/4111595423796095693'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-7294537387264929572</id><published>2007-09-28T03:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T03:39:29.669-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ooh La La</title><summary type='text'>I've been spending most of my time getting the marketing stuff going.  My press release "hit the wires" a few hours ago, so it's on most of the major game sites now, and there are a few pending reviews out there as well.

Also, Johnny was on the cover disk in this month's Joystick magazine, from France.

</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/09/ooh-la-la.html' title='Ooh La La'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7294537387264929572'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7294537387264929572'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-524945871352006445</id><published>2007-09-24T16:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T16:29:58.014-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joystick Johnny - v1.01 Update Available</title><summary type='text'>The first update is out!

- Adjustable Time Limit / Time Bonus
- Minigames are balanced better, based on current player stats
- Ton of bug fixes and graphic improvements

Check the manual for full release notes.

If you already have the full version, just go to your "My Downloads" page and you can get the installer (2 MB).</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/09/joystick-johnny-v101-update-available.html' title='Joystick Johnny - v1.01 Update Available'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/524945871352006445'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/524945871352006445'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-1411085727521131562</id><published>2007-09-13T23:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-16T00:05:46.552-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Heeeeere's Johnny!</title><summary type='text'>Born September 13th at 11:59PM, and weighing in at 20.5 MB...

The full version of Joystick Johnny has arrived and is ready to rock your world with over 25 minigames, a truckload of hidden treasures, and a kick-ass electro-pop soundtrack.

Joystick Johnny Website



And get $4.00 off with this easy-to-remember discount code: 
BEFL005D2 (good until next week)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/09/heeeeeres-johnny.html' title='Heeeeere&apos;s Johnny!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/1411085727521131562'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/1411085727521131562'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-3852376582187279571</id><published>2007-09-13T04:46:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T04:55:34.542-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Release Candidate</title><summary type='text'>Yes, it's really true.  The current build is ready to go live!

I swear, Joystick Johnny has been like the T1000.  Every time I think he's finished, he comes back for another fight.  In the past 48 hours, I've quashed at least 30 bugs and used up 8 boxes of shotgun ammo.

However, my policy is not to deploy right after work is completed, especially since the  installer and merchant page will take</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/09/release-candidate.html' title='Release Candidate'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3852376582187279571'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/3852376582187279571'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-5150435474023753382</id><published>2007-09-07T05:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T05:18:55.107-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In the Danger Zone</title><summary type='text'>A release candidate for Joystick Johnny is very, very close now.  It's so close, I'm tempted to postpone it just for old times sake.

The only thing left to create are a handful of sound effects.  After that, I'll play it about 30 times through to do some final polishing.  All that should be done tomorrow night (that's tonight for you normal people -- it's 5AM here and I'm just now going to bed.)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/09/in-danger-zone.html' title='In the Danger Zone'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5150435474023753382'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/5150435474023753382'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-7234609468412420559</id><published>2007-08-06T17:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-07T05:52:48.733-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joystick Johnny - Release Date!</title><summary type='text'>A tidal wave of obnoxious proportions is on its way, which meteorologists have dubbed  Johnny.  Unlike most disasters, we know exactly when this one will hit:

Saturday, Sep 8th

So board up your homes, stockpile your favorite Rush albums, and wear a snug-but-not-too-tight safety helmet.  



Oh yeah, and have $19.95 handy.

Official disaster tracking website 
(with Super-Doppler 9000 radar)</summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/08/joystick-johnny-release-date.html' title='Joystick Johnny - Release Date!'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7234609468412420559'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/7234609468412420559'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16119504.post-8393910086956656620</id><published>2007-07-29T16:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-07-29T16:48:14.544-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Unfair</title><summary type='text'>Today I made my daily trek down to Park street to forage for food.  Normally on a Sunday, I go for Weinerschnitzel.  Sure, the food is mediocre, but they make up for it with very colorful paper wrapping, which I can't resist.

Today, however, the city decided to have a fair, which is another way of saying they turned the street into a mall with no shade and a bunch of drunks.  And there were a </summary><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/2007/07/unfair.html' title='Unfair'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.joelesko.com/blog/rss.xml' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/8393910086956656620'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/16119504/posts/default/8393910086956656620'/><author><name>Joe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07099223867378789399</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author></entry></feed>