Joystick Johnny - Release Date!
Monday, August 06, 2007 link
A tidal wave of obnoxious proportions is on its way, which meteorologists have dubbed Johnny. Unlike most disasters, we know exactly when this one will hit:
Saturday, Sep 8th
So board up your homes, stockpile your favorite Rush albums, and wear a snug-but-not-too-tight safety helmet.
Oh yeah, and have $19.95 handy.
Official disaster tracking website
(with Super-Doppler 9000 radar)
